oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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