I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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