i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
