Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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