My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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