North Korea, Best Korea!
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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