We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i think i have two assholes
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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