I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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