Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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