Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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