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I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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