I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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