me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
When are your genitals available?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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