i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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