I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Randomize
