You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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