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we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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