i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
