is your mom at the bar?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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