Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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