Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
do herpes really smell.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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