There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Randomize
