the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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