how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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