I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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