i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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