She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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