there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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