ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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