Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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