Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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