i jhust puked up my retainher.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I think we might need a safe word for this...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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