Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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