dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
this will be a night to untag.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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