I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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