So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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