i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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