If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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