Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
The ass gains better be worth it
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