is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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