awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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