Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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