Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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