The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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