Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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