I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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