we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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