They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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