pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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