why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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