First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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