PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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