I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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