Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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