Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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